Why, Zidane, Why!!??!

Grrr, look out! I'm doing my rhinoceros impression!!!

No word as yet on why Zinedine Zidane (the man with the coolest name in the world) chose to end his football career on such an abysmal low last night.

One thing is for sure, FIFA didn't seem to mind. They named him player of the tournament. He gets a pretty golden ball. I wonder if he will dare to show his face to collect it.

If you want to get into the mind of Zidane while you wait to find out what the fuck went down, Angela has sent in this excellent game inspired by the event.

Tags: World Cup, Soccer, Zidane