Derailed (or What the F#@&?!)

Don't read this little review type thing if you don't want Clive Owen and Jennifer Annisstasstiou's new film, Derailed spoiled! Actually don't go and see this film with half your brain if you don't want to spoil it within the first ten minutes.

This has to be the most unimaginative and glaring look-at-me-I-am-a-plot-twist-waiting-to-happen plot twists ever to be made into a movie. The only thing that could have made the plot twists more obvious would be to have Wile E. Coyote standing next to them with a great big "Get Your PLOT TWISTS Here!!!" sign.

On the up side, Melissa George does a better American accent in this movie than the Aussie/English snivel we had to endure in Alias. On the even upper side Rachael Blake makes an appearance! Go Australia. Love Rachael Blake and have felt that way ever since she played Maxine in Wildside (the best Aussie drama ever!)

This is a great little review, isn't it? I haven't really said anything about the film. Don't worry the less you know the better. If you don't actually see the film (i.e. the very least you can know about it) that is probably best. So pretend you never even read this.

Becks and I are outside VUE Cinemas, Shepherds Bush. Look how happy we are to be out of the film!



Tags: movie review, Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston