Thursday, June 28, 2007

Stamos-a-rama

I picked this up on Dlisted (seeing as I am not in the habit of watching Kerri-Anne) and it is an absolute gem. Stamos is completely open and frank about what is left of his career and he manages to show Kerri-Anne up for the cloying monstrosity that she is.

In vino veritas...

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At 5:58 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. Tragic, but hilarious.

 
At 3:12 pm, Blogger Evol Kween said...

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I was actually watching when this went to air (....a benefit of working from home?) and I couldn't figure out what was more tragic - Kerri's outfit, or John off his face? I like his rough look though.....

 

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Troll Slammin'

I haven't posted for a while, I have been bad.

What has prompted me to crawl out of my little cave of writer's block? Possibly the best retort to an Interweb troll that I have ever read.

For some ungodly reason I was looking at the message boards for the film Map Of The Human Heart and one of the readers had trolled on about how bad the film was, listing his vehemence in point form.

The response to his vitriol was so beautifully layered, elegant and self contained:

"Other than that how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"

Snaps to you, Oklafalya!

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At 4:24 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"'twas a bit too violent for my tastes Mr Booth"

Sorry. Hmm the original retort was rather good. Hope you're well.

 
At 7:15 am, Blogger MadeInScotland said...

so good, we got it twice!

ahoj

 
At 5:52 am, Blogger RC said...

that's a pretty smart comment.

man, i totally hang around imdb, but ending up there and finding that comment, that's pretty funny.

 

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Video Response - The Wicker Man

Richard just posted a bit of a slate against Neil La Bute's rehash of The Wicker Man

I'd like to supply some supporting evidence:



Get the point? Hmmm...

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At 11:18 pm, Blogger D said...

"Not the bees!" classic.

 
At 3:44 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently good old Nic has no problem with violence against women.
That was a shocker, how could he hit Cherry Jones? She's lovely!

 

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Friday, March 09, 2007

You don't need a man...

It appears I am not the only guy in Melbs at the moment with too much time on his hands.

Tristan, Jimbo and J2 spent the other night with some bath towels, a video camera and a Pussycat Dolls CD.

The result... not suitable to impressionable youngsters, be warned!



Ah, Trist, it's good to have you back.

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At 3:37 pm, Blogger RRP said...

OMG that was soooo hawt! phwoar!!!

can't wait for the tour.

 
At 3:36 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Replace 'The Pussycat Dolls' with 'The Distillers' and I was doing something very similar to this in my lounge room last night.

 

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Friday, February 23, 2007

I HEART George Takei

You may or may not have been following the furore that has blown up around U.S. basketballer Tim Hardaway's homophobic comments last week. The responses from all corners of the community have been immensely encouraging in their exposure of the new shift in what is acceptable behaviour, well, acceptable behaviour in front of the public eye, at the very least.

This response is certainly one of the most comical.

I love the way Dr Sulu manages to flavour his PSA with every homophobic straight boy's worst nightmare (or, more likely than not, biggest fantasy).



via iChatGay

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At 1:39 pm, Blogger Glenn Dunks said...

I love sweaty basketball players, too!

LOL

 
At 2:01 pm, Blogger Unknown said...

Hilarious!

 

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Word of the Day

in·vag·i·nate
tr. & intr.v. in·vag·i·nat·ed, in·vag·i·nat·ing, in·vag·i·nates
1. To enclose or become enclosed in or as if in a sheath.
2. To turn or become turned inward.

Try to slip it into your conversation today. I managed to use it in the park.

My, how we blushed!

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At 7:11 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats a toughy!

Let's see what I can come up with!

 
At 5:12 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow it sounds so absurd when its repeated over and over like that. What a kooky bit of trivia, I love it. I have seen nearly all of those films too.

 
At 1:28 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yowie!

I think one of those tribes in Papua on that series, Tribes, does this to their penii, pushing the head n' all back down into the sheath, towards one's body. Then keeping the stumpy result in place with a bark-string knot affair. The show's host tried it but he couldn't handle the pain.

 

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Jesus Christ Super(er)star

Hey y’all,

Don sent this in for your viewing pleasure (I don’t know what his excuse for terminal web-surfing is; he is gainfully employed).

It is Jesus, the Musical (I thought they already did that). Personally I think it should be called simply, JESUS! (then just throw in some jazz hands).



Click here to see the light (opera).

Thanks Don (BTW donaldritchie.com has been updated but beware, you’ll never leave, trust me!).

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At 7:21 pm, Blogger D said...

I think it nicely summarises a neo-classical conception of Christianity: the essential "I will survive" mantra suggests not just the resurrection, but the continued existence of one's immortal soul; the street-dancing garners the attention and awareness of the general public (mirroring the need to proselytise); the adult-diaper metaphorically conveys that, like a comfortable "Depends" undergarment, the love of Christ will save us from whatever unfortunate 'accidents' life may send our way, and indeed, the final 'crucifixion' of our Lord and Saviour by a Bus (red i.e. the devil) is a shamelessly obvious comment upon the need to abandon our reliance upon oil (and hence, stop supplying the infidel heathens with wealth) and bring back the humble donkey as a means of public transportation.

Clearly the only reason why this was not nominated for Best short film Oscar, is due to a Semitic conspiracy.

Amen.

 

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Funny, hee haw!

For fear of becoming a mirror site for the excellent Towelroad, which I know a lot of you read, I haven't been posting a lot of the stuff I have found interesting there but this is just too funny.

It brings together two great passions of mine: Apples and gay cowboys.


Click here for parody goodness from the crew at Mighty McPilgrim.

And if you haven't done so, check out Towelroad!

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At 6:42 pm, Blogger walypala said...

Well they can finally balance each other out. Madonna can do her MTV Europe trick by dancing her assss of and sounding like a stray cat while the Gorillaz can sound good without moving their "bodies".

 
At 8:46 pm, Blogger D said...

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At 9:00 pm, Blogger D said...

Speaking of things über-gay, none other than Pet Shop Boys are remixing Madge's next single "Sorry". I am kvelling!

 

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