Sunday, April 23, 2006

This is just an excuse to show Jordan singing pregnant in pink vinyl so don't foget to click on the link at the end (this one goes out to you JP)

Eurovision 2006 is less than a month away so I can finally reveal my true reasons for moving to the United Kingdom.

Finally I can watch the broadcast live!!!

Finally I can vote!!!

The best thing about Eurovision is that you can always rest assured that the UK will have by far and away the most abyssmal song in the entire competition. This year is gearing up to be no exception.



What is it with this guy? He is like Mike Skinnard only 40 years old and crap!

Honestly, who votes for this dross? Could it be another year of NIL POINT for Ol' Blighty? At this rate they will be out of the competition next year. The best we can hope for is that all the other songs are equally shithouse. At the very least it will make for some good T.V.

Sorry, I'll stop whining now. I think, maybe, I am still upset that the UK's real potential never got to shine last year ATTENTION: THIS IS WHERE YOU NEED TO CLICK JP!!!! If you don't click here you miss out on JORDAN and her pink vinyl pant suit... Could you live with yourself???.

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4 Comments:

At 6:42 pm, Blogger walypala said...

You'd better believe it!

He mings! and he would be better suited to a World Cup brawl than Eurovision.

Maybe if he doesn't win he will punch Sakis in the face.

I think the English have missed a real opportunity here though. Seeing as the finals are in Greece they should have entered a song called "We Have Your Marbles and You Have Our Lager Louts".

 
At 12:08 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lovin it, lovin it, lovin it...JORDAN RULES!!
hey check out the ironing board covers u can get of her on ebay-once the iron heats up, her pink bikini disappears and nipples appear!!i got outbid at UKP12.50.guess i'll have to try again...

 
At 12:10 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, that was me Mike..-JP- if u hadn't already guessed...

 
At 1:25 am, Blogger walypala said...

I want a Jordan hypercolour t-shirt that works the same way!

 

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