Maybe she should have licked ARSEHOLES!

I know noneckedmonsters has been very quiet on the Big Brother front. Truth be told, it has been rather dull since young Nikki left.

Never fear, she saved her best till last. Her eviction was a truly bizarre affair. Nobody could believe it in the house. When it was announced the housemates started spouting insane little comments like "You can't be leaving, you must be going to Australia!"

You must watch the clip below. When she left, she was so overcome. You can actually see the conflicting thoughts wash over her. It must have been hard for her to have more than one thought in there at a time.

I love the way she walks down the staircase like a demented Norma Desmond.



Ms McCall, I am ready for my close up!

Tags: Big Brother UK, BBUK, Nikki