Bewitched (or, She's no Elizabeth Montgomery)

I feel dirty.

Oedipus, hand me that spoon. I don’t want to see ever again.

Why, Sweet Baby Lord Jesus, why did they make this film?

Credit to the production team for trying to remake a tv show and treading new ground at the same time but no, No, NO!

Nicole Kidman? Eugh! But snaps for making even Naomi Watts look vapid.

Will Ferrell. I love you but it’s not that kind of movie!

Shirley McLaine. Your star power isn’t enough - you also need to act.

Michael Caine. Michael Caine.

Steve Carrell. I love you, let’s make babies.

Do not touch this film. Give it a wide berth in your dvd store. Don’t even walk down the B aisle.